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Who We Are

The Founders

Our Chairman: William R Rhodes has lived his 70+ years to the fullest – having three marriages and three sons. He is “all wise” and people come far and wide with their questions about “spreading the blessing”. One such recent question and answer is highlighted below:

Question to Chairman Rhodes: “What does the ‘Spread the Blessing Foundation’ feel about ‘voyeurism’ ”  ??

– is it bad because it really is not “the act of” spreading the blessing ?

– is it good, in  that the voyeur is dreaming about ‘spreading the blessing’ with ‘the voyee’  ??

Chairman Response: “No, because looking is not participating in spreading the blessing”

Vice President Outreach & Policy: Scott Sklar has an ex-wife and a daughter and has traveled to most countries on the planet, not only for his work, but also in the untiring quest of “spreading the blessing.”

Vice President Morality & Ethics: Candice Eliopoulos has one husband and three children, and is staunchly principled. While she supports “spreading the blessing,” she believes it must be done responsibly.

Higher Council: Louis J. Tutilo* has one wife, two children and three cats (see the progression ?). He can count and believes that “more is better.” His most famous quote, “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”

Mascot: Richard Rached: Is the Spread the Blessing Foundation’s “work in progress.” He hasn’t been spreading the blessing. In fact, our Chairman believes he is regressing and could implode into a giant black hole. We have a continuing program of Spread the Blessing counselors to pull him out of cuddling into the proactive role of “spread the blessing.”

Life’s not about how hard of a hit you can give… it’s about how many you can take, and still keep moving forward.

-Sylvester Stallone, Rocky Balboa

There can be no limitations or boundaries for spreading the blessing.

-William H. Rhodes

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

-Steve Martin